Kato at Dragon Age Origins

I spent the weekend playing Dragon Age Origins at my brother's place and I made a version of Kato, my fav sim, to be my player.

It would be wonderful if The Sims 3  was as much as beautiful as Dragon Age. <3
Unfortunately, it is not.

Tarn and Kato are going to make a baby

Kato: "Is this another date?"
Tarn: "Kind of. The master wants us to make a baby."





Kato: "I thought that was impossible? Don't we need a girl to do that?"
Tarn: "Not really. All that is required is... two sims."
Kato: "Two sims. You mean... you and me?"
Tarn: "Precisely."
Kato: "Okay... and how exactly this is going to happens? I feel something weird going on..."



Tarn: "Don't make a fuss because of this, too. You're such a bad boy."
Kato: "My ear... hurting... pain!..."



Tarn: "Now it comes the good part!"
Kato: "I thought that making a baby was something some sort of troublesome?"
Tarn: "Oh, noes. You are going to love this."



Kato: "You are right, I love this! It's my impression or is getting really hot here?"
Tarn: "It's the fireworks."
Kato: "Oh, fireworks... I love fireworks."



Kato: "Man, I can eat a whole cow."
Tarn: "You're that much hungry already? That was fast."
Kato: "What you mean?"
Tarn: "Nothing, nothing..."



Kato: "Don't look now, there is someone stalking us."
Tarn: "What?"



Kato: "The girl in blue with white hair. Be careful, she is going to steal our food."
Tarn: "What? They steal food too?"
Kato: "It's a wild world."



Tarn:"Babe, your food is already there, you can stop to read this now."
Kato: "I'm still so hungry, do you think I can repeat?"
Tarn: "You can try to eat this HUGE plate that you choose first."



Kato: "You are right. Let me do this fast before the spooky girl steals my plate."
Tarn: "Is she bothering you?"



Tarn: "Lady, could you please go away and do something else? My mate is feeling uncomfortable. You are disturbing our meal."
Kato: "Don't do that."
Tarn: "Why not?"
Kato: "They don't go away."



Tarn: "Now, since you have been such a good boy, I have a gift for you."
Kato: "I've been a good boy? We didn't even kissed... we just played with the fireworks."
Tarn: "Yes, yes... it doesn't matter. Here, for you."



Kato: "What is this? Oh, a ring! I love accessories!"
Tarn: "We thought that you would like."
Kato: "We? We who?"
Tarn: "It doesn't matter."



Tarn: "So, do you like it?"
Kato: "I love it! Oh, you are so nice with me, even if I'm not nice with you. I'm so touched."
Tarn: "I'm glad."



Kato: "Why are we here again?"
Tarn: "Because it didn't worked."
Kato: "What didn't worked? The fireworks?"



Tarn: "No... nothing. Just ignore me, please. Do you feel the fireworks coming?"
Kato: "Oh, yes. It's getting hot here."



Kato: "I'm starving! And why I want milk and cookies? I hate milk and cookies!"



Kato: "Sheesh! I can't stop to drink this thing!"



POP!
Kato: "OMG! I just got fat! How this could happen to me?"



Kato: "There is something wrong with my new fat belly..."



Kato: "OMG! I think my fat belly is going to explode!"
(insert alien, the eight passenger music here)



Kato: "It's a baby! Where this came from? Nothing makes sense to me."



Kato: "Two babies, actually!"



Tarn: "Even bad space pirates love babies."



Kato: "I still don't get it. I thought I had won the paper-scissors-stone the last time? Why my house is crowded with Tarn's babies? And why I must clean the Sh$$$?"



This is Borg. I think he really resembles Tarn.



And this is adult-Borg. He is gorgeous. He managed to avoid Kato's bad facial geometry. He really resembles Tarn more than Kato.



Unfortunately he doesn't have elf ears but he is beautiful. He have everything-Tarn: eyes, nose and mouth.

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This is Eve. She have Tarn's eyes and elf ears and Kato's nose and mouth.



And this is Selia, Eve's twin sister. She also have Tarn's eyes and elf ears and Kato's nose and mouth.



They are all still children in my game, I just had to see them as adults because I was too curious. I'm thinking in make some moar babies, since Kato was so clueless about the pregnancy and didn't complained one single time.

Stay tuned...

Romance in Aridia (Kato & Tarn alien picspam)

This is what happens when the Little SimMaster is listening and watching too much Seileem (Selia, the singer, is a guy. He is contratenor. Lovely voice, stunning appearance. I adore him. OH, you thought that I actually INVENT these things?):





Kato: "The things she makes me do."

I was actually promoting a date between alien Kato and alien Tarn. We want to see the babies, right? No matter if they would be blue or pink (do you think Nocommente would like a Tarn's pink baby?)



Kato: "Okay, so what we are doing here?"
Tarn: "Dating."
Kato: "Two guys sitting in a zebra couch? You call this dating?"
Tarn: "It is dating, in this part of the world."
Kato: "Can we do something more interesting? I'm kind of bored."
Tarn: "What about a drink?"
Kato: "You're kidding, right?"



Tarn: "No. I'm seriouz. Why can't we have a nice drink and a nice conversation?"
Kato: "Because is impossible."
Tarn: "Oh, c'mon. It's not IMPOSSIBLE. Maybe is not easy but..."
Kato: "Wanna bet?"



Tarn: "Okay. I'll take this challenge. I'm a space pirate, is not so hard to get some booze. I can handle. Be prepared to give me a kiss as a reward."



Kato: "If you ever manage to drink."
Tarn: "What you mean?"



Kato: "There goes the Number One. Bartender!"
Tarn: "What?"



Tarn (confused): "Where is my drink? It was here a second ago... "
Kato: "Move faster."



Tarn: "You just lost one, too. It's a tie."



Kato (getting mad): "I can totally move faster. Keep watching."
Tarn: "Such a fuss for a kiss? We already did worst things..."
Kato: "Shuddup. You are going  to lose. Just keep watching."



Tarn: "I just got mine. What this guy is talking about?"



Kato: "Look again. You just lost your drink to a zombie. How does it feel?"



Tarn: "Sheesh. This can't be happening."



Kato: "Trust me, IT IS happening. Loser."



Tarn: "Hey! Come back here! I just got mine!"



Tarn: "?!..."



Tarn: "Or maybe not..."



Kato: "This guy... this guy..."



Kato: "I like him!"



Kato: "Okay, I'm feeling generous, let's try something else."
Tarn: "Oh, so you decided that a little kissing is fine?"
Kato: "Not yet. First I'm going to show you my impressive seduction techniques."
Tarn: "Oookay."



Kato: "It's all in the eyes, ya know."



Tarn (giggling): "Sheesh, that tickles."
Kato (giggling): "Can't you be serious for a moment? This supposed to be romantic."
Tarn (giggling more): "I'm a sim. Everything makes me giggle."
Kato: "Okay, let's try something else."



Kato: "What? What?"



Kato: "Noooo!!"



Kato: "&%$#!!!"



Tarn (kind of mad now): "Why do you complain this much! It's just a kiss! It's not even a tongue one cause we don't really have tongues! What's wrong with you? You are a romance sim! Sheeesh!"
Kato: "..."
Tarn: "Are you YAWNING at me? Are you?"



Kato: "No, wait, I'm not!"



Kato: "It's my hand! My hand!"



Tarn: "There is nothing wrong with your hand. It have five fingers and fake nails, it's just a normal sim hand. What are you talking about?"



Kato (sighing): "My poor, poor hand... I feel so depressed, now."



Tarn: "Okay, I'm tired of this. Let's try something else, shall we?"



Kato: "Oh, no, not again, why she likes kisses so much?"



Tarn: "Here we go."



Tarn: "See? It wasn't so bad, was it?"
Kato: "Don't get too cocky."



Tarn: "That was hot.I'm going to..."



Tarn:"...going to..."



Tarn: "...going to..."



Tarn: "Now!"
Kato: "Okay, I had it. Let's go home."