Romance in Aridia (Kato & Tarn alien picspam)

This is what happens when the Little SimMaster is listening and watching too much Seileem (Selia, the singer, is a guy. He is contratenor. Lovely voice, stunning appearance. I adore him. OH, you thought that I actually INVENT these things?):





Kato: "The things she makes me do."

I was actually promoting a date between alien Kato and alien Tarn. We want to see the babies, right? No matter if they would be blue or pink (do you think Nocommente would like a Tarn's pink baby?)



Kato: "Okay, so what we are doing here?"
Tarn: "Dating."
Kato: "Two guys sitting in a zebra couch? You call this dating?"
Tarn: "It is dating, in this part of the world."
Kato: "Can we do something more interesting? I'm kind of bored."
Tarn: "What about a drink?"
Kato: "You're kidding, right?"



Tarn: "No. I'm seriouz. Why can't we have a nice drink and a nice conversation?"
Kato: "Because is impossible."
Tarn: "Oh, c'mon. It's not IMPOSSIBLE. Maybe is not easy but..."
Kato: "Wanna bet?"



Tarn: "Okay. I'll take this challenge. I'm a space pirate, is not so hard to get some booze. I can handle. Be prepared to give me a kiss as a reward."



Kato: "If you ever manage to drink."
Tarn: "What you mean?"



Kato: "There goes the Number One. Bartender!"
Tarn: "What?"



Tarn (confused): "Where is my drink? It was here a second ago... "
Kato: "Move faster."



Tarn: "You just lost one, too. It's a tie."



Kato (getting mad): "I can totally move faster. Keep watching."
Tarn: "Such a fuss for a kiss? We already did worst things..."
Kato: "Shuddup. You are going  to lose. Just keep watching."



Tarn: "I just got mine. What this guy is talking about?"



Kato: "Look again. You just lost your drink to a zombie. How does it feel?"



Tarn: "Sheesh. This can't be happening."



Kato: "Trust me, IT IS happening. Loser."



Tarn: "Hey! Come back here! I just got mine!"



Tarn: "?!..."



Tarn: "Or maybe not..."



Kato: "This guy... this guy..."



Kato: "I like him!"



Kato: "Okay, I'm feeling generous, let's try something else."
Tarn: "Oh, so you decided that a little kissing is fine?"
Kato: "Not yet. First I'm going to show you my impressive seduction techniques."
Tarn: "Oookay."



Kato: "It's all in the eyes, ya know."



Tarn (giggling): "Sheesh, that tickles."
Kato (giggling): "Can't you be serious for a moment? This supposed to be romantic."
Tarn (giggling more): "I'm a sim. Everything makes me giggle."
Kato: "Okay, let's try something else."



Kato: "What? What?"



Kato: "Noooo!!"



Kato: "&%$#!!!"



Tarn (kind of mad now): "Why do you complain this much! It's just a kiss! It's not even a tongue one cause we don't really have tongues! What's wrong with you? You are a romance sim! Sheeesh!"
Kato: "..."
Tarn: "Are you YAWNING at me? Are you?"



Kato: "No, wait, I'm not!"



Kato: "It's my hand! My hand!"



Tarn: "There is nothing wrong with your hand. It have five fingers and fake nails, it's just a normal sim hand. What are you talking about?"



Kato (sighing): "My poor, poor hand... I feel so depressed, now."



Tarn: "Okay, I'm tired of this. Let's try something else, shall we?"



Kato: "Oh, no, not again, why she likes kisses so much?"



Tarn: "Here we go."



Tarn: "See? It wasn't so bad, was it?"
Kato: "Don't get too cocky."



Tarn: "That was hot.I'm going to..."



Tarn:"...going to..."



Tarn: "...going to..."



Tarn: "Now!"
Kato: "Okay, I had it. Let's go home."