sábado, 9 de abril de 2011

Tarn has issues

Tarn is an elf who lives in a cozy house at Downtown. It's important to mention that the house have 2 small cozy bedrooms in the second floor that Tarn uses as his painting studio and gym. He is mean and bad mooded and works as a bank robber because he wants to be a criminal mastermind. Even criminal minds can have cozy houses with SPARE ROOMS IN THE SECOND FLOOR. Did you paid attention to that detail?

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Tarn have a sweet and spoiled girlfriend who he loves very much. His girlfriend also loves him very much and Tarn recently proposed to her while they were touring in Some-Sort-of-Europe so they are engaged, it's seriouz business.

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His girlfriend is not exactly a fidelity model because she wants to "do it" with 20 sims. She is also crazy about Tarn but the last time they had a date when Tarn asked her what she wanted to do she answered "Marry with the Ice King". No kidding, I almost felt from my chair.

Tarn's girl also works as cabaret dancer. It seems to be faith, is not the first time that happens. Just this time is a EAxis career what is pretty much amusing.

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Did I mentioned that Tarn's house have 2 SPARE ROOMS?

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Tarn's girlfriend noticed that. The SimMaster who loves them so much also noticed that.
Tarn was amicably invited to his girlfriend's house to have dinner, watch TV and play paper-scissors-rock, a very innocent game. What Tarn doesn't know is why his beloved SimMaster wanted them to play that.

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Tarn lost 4 times in 6. He wasn't happy.
But Tarn wasn't worried because he doesn't know the hidden meaning behind the game.
Did I mentioned that Tarn's house have 2 spare rooms?

Tarn was invited to go to a hobby lot because as a mean future-criminal mastermind his favorite hobby is arts & crafts (how sweet is that?).
There, Tarn met Smelly Adam, who was breathing like a dragon in a corner.

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"Breath as a dragon", as everybody knows, is the first step in a traditional male competition called "Who is Going to Keep the Girl?". It happens that Smelly Adam is dating the same girl who Tarn just got engaged. Adam came first, Tarn should not try to steal his girlfriend. Adam is not pleased. He inhales and exhales. Green breath.

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Nope, he is not happy at all.

Tarn tried to ignore. He doesn't want to fight a breathing dragon for any reason in this world, specially for a very ungrateful girl who tells him in the best moment of their date that she wants to marry the Ice King. Tarn pretends that he didn't noticed the breathing dragon and continue to model a small green tea plate.

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Unfortunately is impossible to ignore a dragon when the dragon comes closer to breath on your neck. It becomes even more complicated when the dragon decide to point his finger on your chest.

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It's an impasse. They stare each other for a long moment with deep contempt.

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They are both very annoyed. Tarn retaliates.

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Smelly Adam is furious but not enough to fight. After that Tarn goes drawing and the architect table bug bites us so we don't have pictures anymore because everything became cartoonish and monochromatic.
But the day wasn't lost because Tarn made a new friend while he was still there, in a cartoon character form.

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He met a nice and pretty girl and Tarn, by a moment, consider to ask her out. Maybe this girl is not so heartless as his ungrateful fiancée who had the nerve to tell him that she wants to marry the Ice King. Tarn's new friend seems to be a lovely, compassionate and friendly sweet girl. Her name is Nina Caliente. Perhapse he should consider the idea to invite her for an icecream or a movie.

Tarn goes home, he is tired and upset. In his way home he decides to make something very mean just to relief his stress. He see a glorious mansion with some abandoned newspaper in the sidewalk.

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It's the Goth's Manor and Tarn knows that. He hates the mansion owner because he keeps picking on him when he is innocently using the telescope to peek at the neighbors. What can be possibly so wrong about that?

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All he knows is that he is totally going to steal the newspaper, he had no chance to read the news today.
He picks up the paper and run away...

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The wrong newspaper.

Tarn is definitely not having a good day. I wonder how he will feel when he finds out that what was decided in that amicable paper-scissor-rock game was who is going to carry and give birth to Tarn&Kato's baby.
He lost the game. And his house have 2 spare rooms.

Stay tuned...

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